christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

(Source: pleasantandcain, via congrats-youre-alive)

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ipoog:

"we have to talk"

"can i ask you something??"

"theres something i have to tell you"

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(Source: talkshitnojutsu, via like-paperwork)

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songofages:

siriusblaack:

Oi! Angelina!

*Snape casually eavesdropping*

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  • Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
  • Person: laughs
  • Me: I am the worst human being alive
  • Me: I stole that
  • Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
  • Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
  • Me: I should never speak again

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My name is Doug and I have just met you and I love you.

(Source: onekhaleesi, via like-paperwork)

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ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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(via waakeme-up)

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flynnriders:

The greatest gift and honor…is having you for a daughter.

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sublimespy:

Winslow Homer (1836-1910)
Homosassa River, 1904
Watercolor on paper
The Brooklyn Museum 

sublimespy:

Winslow Homer (1836-1910)

Homosassa River, 1904

Watercolor on paper

The Brooklyn Museum 

(Source: chasingtailfeathers, via like-paperwork)

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I’m attracted to the extreme light and the extreme dark. I’m interested in the human condition and what makes people tick. I’m interested in the things people try to hide.
— (via gardennoir)

(Source: larmoyante, via like-paperwork)

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